The issue here in California is that 100 miles can be done without blinking an eye. I live 21 miles from work, and 34 miles from my in-law’s house. I regularly drive to one of our local wineries, which is 67 miles each way. I also go fishing with my son in San Diego, which is just over 100 miles each way. I did do…

I remember this email floating around in 1998 - still have it archived. This explains why he’s most definitely alive: