OPI "Ballet Slippers" is a lovely pale pink!

But the climate is changing, yes? It's likely from global warming, but no one is certain. The planet has seen numerous climate changes throughout the history of its existence. Even before the industrial revolution and the invention of aerosol hairspray.

My grandparents just had their 70th wedding anniversary. Patience, patience, patience.

Okay. I'm really sad about KG and TM, but the juxtaposition of Thurston and Chris Martin's quotes about their relationships is pretty damn funny.

Haha! I bet that came from Soulja Boy: "supersoak that ho!" Lovely!

I'm drinking straight from a 2L of Diet Coke as I read this article.

YES! Good eye. Mmm, Nerds.

I really LOVE how she can pull off the conspicuous incognito look.

If they can't officially determine that the baby has been smothered, it is categorized as SIDS.

It's linked to SIDS because it's possible that the adult rolled onto the baby in their sleep and accidentally smothered him/her. Sad, but that's a risk.

The last line of the article: "Visit RionSabean.com for more. And take note: A calendar featuring 12 Men-Ups — one for each month! — will be available on his site in December."

Plus, this soap is great for new piercings!

Nevermind. I don't feel like arguing about this. Redacted.

My body gets hot and I feel like I can't stand up. I get tunnel vision, my heart pounds, it seems like I've slipped out of reality. Everything is really scary.

"Seyfried has a history of opening up about her difficulties."

Oh man, or the first time she googles herself.

I'm going back and forth between being a red fox or Amelia Earhart. I want to make the entire red fox costume though, including knitting black elbow-length gloves and black legwarmers!

That's...genius. The fangs. They're genius.

Well, I can't find the shampoo bar, but this is even more amazing:

Actually, now that I've thought about it, what color is your hair? LUSH makes a shampoo bar for blondes that is also amazing.