Ha! My personal favorites are Understated TV Dramas Featuring a Strong Female Lead, Mind-Bending Independent Dysfunctional-Family Movies and Visually Striking Campy Satires.

I was mostly afraid of it escalating. I have zero tolerance for mistreatment of women but in all honesty, I am very small and he could have hurt me or any of us in the drop of a hat.

I know, I almost feel like writing a review on Yelp. Unfortunately, I can't think of a way to make it sound positive. :)

You are so right. About both things, but mainly wife beaterism.

Also, can you tell that I'm a preschool teacher?:

Last night I went out with 6 girlfriends. I was the most sober of all of them. This young man in a wife beater was approaching us the entire evening, and eventually began to get more comfortable. At one point he said, "let's have a 6 pack contest" and began touching my friends stomachs and then their breasts. My…

This cracked me the fuck up. Hearted.

So then, MK Olsen was seated at the same table with the girl who left the V party covered in blood?

Hmm. I never gave Megan Fox too much thought, but I like what she said there. Nice.

Wow, I really thought the writing on the back of their legs were tights. Now I'm disappointed! I really wanted a pair.

This! Thank you.

Me too.

Nice! Thank you for showing some light at the end of the tunnel for those of us who have not yet given birth.

I believe this is a different Tracy. SM is Tracy Egan Morrissey and also am not sure if she's had her baby yet?

I love your state! Especially the northern parts, such as Wallace and Kellogg, because it looks like a Carpathian forest.

I'd like my potato with a side of potato and can I substitute the potato for potato?

And who was Alcide talking about on the phone?

Mashed potatoes AND homemade chips? Dude, she's like my brother. When we go out to eat, he orders mashed potatoes and french fries as sides where applicable. Actually, potatoes are the shit so I'm just going to stop judging.

After a long day of teaching kindergarten, this is still funny.

Okay, I gotcha. My partner insists he lost his virginity to me even though I am not the first person he has penetrated, so I can understand the personal importance of the intangible theory of "virginity" and what it means from one person to the next.