Woooow I thought Tom Cruise was older.

Growing up I had a sheltie named Ferguson, two fish named Salsa and Sushi, a mouse named Pinky and a cat named Miguel. Now I have two cats named Nico (I call her 'the mi') and Blazer ('nanana'). No method to this madness.

Oooh, I'd have the worst itch somewhere on my face about 10 minutes in.

I had a friend say to me once: "You may be attracted to someone because you think it's unique that they butter their toast on both sides of the bread, but after awhile you're just going to be annoyed at how long it takes them to butter their toast."

Otherwise known as "the grass is always greener" disease.

Is that it? Cool, I didn't need those thingies anyway.

Haha! Aaaand when they slap your fresh ink, you know it's finished.

She is probably talking about the stencil that is placed on the skin before the actual tattooing.

These "bumps" make me want to cry.

Nope, not at all.

Elaborate.

I just CAN'T recognize Emma Stone when she's blonde.

Hey, we teachers work summers too.

LOL>

"Not to mention, there will be a dress-up room where guests can play in Kate's closet."

Cameron Diaz: Montessori education teaches children all that good stuff! Booyah, I'm a dork (montessori teacher).

Um, Erik can come into my house and creepily appear in my bedroom whenever the fuck he wants to.

Not shocked at all.

Ugghhhh! That ominous music does not help.

Hearted!