Jeez. Really?

I can't either. Poop.

I have BDD, and I will notice an imperfection in absolutely anything. Those imperfections tend to ruin the "whole" for me because I'm unable to focus on anything else. It sticks out like a sore thumb. I'm also obsessive-compulsive, so I'm not sure I can pinpoint imperfections on just one thing.

They all still look like models to me.

Not snarking but, why does Leanne Rimes's stomach look like that?

I think i saw this in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

CRY! Period, you MUST be close.

She was pretty damn good at being bitter in Failure to Launch.

Zooey Deschanel = Jane.

Off topic, but my boyfriend just got a tattoo of your profile picture. Except his is a Chris Cunningham free-hand drawing, so it's not filled in. Neat! AFX/Aphex Twin fan?

Skinny jeans are overplayed and mockery inducing?

I agree that it's not amazing.

Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.

Oh my GOD, thank you for the Tomorrow People shout out. I had left that memory in my childhood!

In first grade, I said I wanted to be a spotter for a bungee jumper. One day.

Ah! Retracted.

But... what if a man stole them?

Yo Gaga, how 'bout you tell me about the glamorous history of "you're full of shit"? I'd rather eat a 6 foot long, broken glass, dog shit sandwich than listen to you bullshit about the history of almost any hemline, silhouette, beadwork or heel architecture.

Me too!! I will also change a roll far in advance so my boyfriend doesn't even have a chance to put it on the holder in the 'under' position.

Whoops, just posted this SAME thing. I should really read through the comments first. Great minds think alike, eh? :)