Zing!

I was excited to see some beautiful natural geometry, or something.

Why does a five year old know this, and not how to read?

A sample of Major Lazer? Jeez. So two years ago. Video may be NSFW.

Love the flower diagram! Very nice.

Holla!

Yup. She could.

You can put it anywhere (any orifice) and it will go numb.

My grandfather said to me recently, "Getting old is the pits. And I wish that upon you."

Um? Since when is cocaine the consistency of ointment?

Agreed. Running does wonderful things for your mind. It allows time to wander, sort out, and soothe.

Sounds like cutbacks to me.

Is she supposed to be pregnant in that photograph? No. Please say no.

Or vice versa if you have other plans in life?

Boy/girl twins? Or maybe... surprise!!

Additionally, what about people who are potentially dangerous and have not yet committed a crime or have been convicted of committing a crime? It's impossible to completely weed out danger.

Ghostface sure wasted a lot of characters on "nah mean"s.

I called this! Yesterday. Which just proves that the general public has way too much access to cop dramas/information about method of murder. Ha.

Oh! Oh! That's me as a pocket animal.

How are we supposed to understand that was she is saying is sarcastic if you can't read tone and/or you don't know her personality?