Wow. How could I have forgotten about that prospect? Stocking up on tights would not be the worst thing for me right now....

Never. Don't start thinking you're old; it's a slippery slope.

I'll have to take a listen.

"Don't disgust me, please —

Yup. I love the new Britney track. I said it.

This is exactly where my mind went too! Never too much Curb.

And look at how wonderful you turned out!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

I think I enjoy cats more as an entire species. But in this race, oh man, my vote went to the corgi.

Isn't it insane how careless a teacher can be? I am a Montessori teacher for 3 - 6 year old children and through something we call "Grace and Courtesy" lessons, we teach the children to stand up for themselves at a very young age. For example, when a child is being called a name that they don't like, we will teach…

I get that.

I'll laugh at whatever I want to. There's no harm in bringing light to an unnecessary violent party fight between two celebrities. Relax.

Oh Khloe, being tall does not make you ugly. I'm sorry your sisters are tiny. Stomp them.

Blah. Sorry about the second link. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.

She's also a person who has written books about and hosted television shows about sex. That was under the name Kim Cattrall, by the way. Not Samantha Jones.

Samantha Swerta's clever way of covering up a herpes outbreak.

Good to know, I'll let my boyfriend do it. Kidding.

Ha! "Men."

Khloe's was the best.

Hmm. That's funny. I got my period a couple days ago and just dropped my now-ruined panties on my boyfriend as I left the bathroom.