@BrutallyHonester: Um..yeah... What the fuck was this?

@Pechorin: I agree. I've worked at Starbucks for three years and have nothing but wonderful things to say about the company. I'd also like to mention to the original commenter in this thread that Starbucks has opened several "no name", "small" coffee shops in cities to give off the impression of a locally-owned…

@stellalukin: Most ballet dancers start when they are very young. Pre-kindergarten young. Eating disorders come second.

Are we still blogging about Paris?

@Rocket Queen: Sooo... tan..

I would have discipline leaking out of my ears if I were being paid millions.

The buffet table.

@zebrachick83: Scary! That's what makes me nervous about using a cup. That and also digging inside of my vagina on my heaviest day. :P Yikes!

Finally! I slept through the last 6 months of Vogue.

Oh what convenient timing!

@katgirl476: But has enough sass and interestingly-placed tattoos to at least attempt to keep up.

@BunnyJones: Yeah, screw my skin. I have a sweet tooth to tend to.

@chocho-san: That's genius. Mmm, gelatin beauty.

Sheez, I've heard the bitch/boss argument too many times to count. I'm starting to think being a bitch is a good thang, ya'll. Bring on the bitch.

@stealthird: Or, "Before Sex and The City: Who ARE Carrie's parents?"

@stellalukin: My boyfriend's mother works at that Montessori school. In Maryland, right? That man is not the head of the school. His mother is. He was my boyfriend's mom's assistant in the classroom. He was my boyfriend's field hockey coach. He was not dangerous at all, he never hurt or even got close to harassing…