Finally! I slept through the last 6 months of Vogue.

Oh what convenient timing!

@katgirl476: But has enough sass and interestingly-placed tattoos to at least attempt to keep up.

@BunnyJones: Yeah, screw my skin. I have a sweet tooth to tend to.

@chocho-san: That's genius. Mmm, gelatin beauty.

Sheez, I've heard the bitch/boss argument too many times to count. I'm starting to think being a bitch is a good thang, ya'll. Bring on the bitch.

@stealthird: Or, "Before Sex and The City: Who ARE Carrie's parents?"

@stellalukin: My boyfriend's mother works at that Montessori school. In Maryland, right? That man is not the head of the school. His mother is. He was my boyfriend's mom's assistant in the classroom. He was my boyfriend's field hockey coach. He was not dangerous at all, he never hurt or even got close to harassing…