It’s not his job to make sure everyone feels good about everything. Grow the fuck up.

Counterpoint - Stop.

You’re the fucking worst.

I deeply enjoy that you fucked up your piece about NBC fucking up.

Last word.

Last word.

It’s pretty bad until like, the last twenty minutes, and even that’s kind of meh. I mean, if we’re comparing, Dave Chappelle is blowing his doors off with the relevance of his stand-up. It’s weird seeing Chris Rock old man namedrop current pop stars and getting chuckles. It’s a bummer.

Last word.

Last word.

Last word. (I’ll do this until heat death destroys the universe <3 )

Last word.

You’re mentally ill.

Ooooh, are we gonna play Last Word? I’ll play Last Word.

*your

Also, if we’re playing a game of Last Word, just let me know now. I’m totally down for a game of Last Word.

And he’s not obligated to lick the nuts of the public so they know he’s sorry enough by their measurement of contrition. It’s not your fucking business. He doesn’t have to make you feel good about anything. You aren’t a part of his story, and your condemnation doesn’t really mean anything.

You have no idea whether or not he did so. You want an apology, essentially. You want to be fed your dose of public contrition that has nothing to do with you.

You mean, like he explicitly did in the interview being cited above? Like that you mean?

You’re trying too hard.

You’re trying too hard.

First, this makes no sense. Additionally, it has nothing to do with anything I said. Congrats! You’re an idiot.