Yes, I’m certain your knowledge of Olympic scoring is impeccable.

Counterpoint - No, I’m not.

“Like speed skating,” is probably the most helpful way to get into speed skating.

The dumbest thing about it? Rather than considering that perhaps laying your entire life out in a public forum populated by potential weirdos isn’t a particularly healthy or logical way to live, they’re probably going to make a joint YouTube post about it and thanks all of their fans, of which there are still…

The thing is, it’s a portrait. By definition, it’s supposed to actually look like the subject of said portrait. It looks nothing like her.

Yes, that is literally exactly what the story you read just said.

Trump doesn’t like people who attract more attention than he does.

His shitty videos are targeting an audience of children. Children are fucking morons.

I feel like if one could legally get away with offing these sociopaths, there would be a line of parents willing to fire them into the sun with a clown cannon.

Stop. Writing. About. Him.

Netflix doesn’t release data on their viewerships, so you literally have no idea if it derailed anything at all. Sooo, this piece is worthless, as I’m positive you knew when you started writing it.

Gamers are pieces of shit. This is not shocking.

Counterpoint - fuck you.

You’re a fucking idiot.

GOOOOOOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU

Most of his fans are literally children.

You do realize he gives not the remotest of fucks what you do and don’t forget, right? He’ll still sell albums, he’ll still make money, he’ll still get asked to perform in public, and people will still like him. Your toothless anger at him doesn’t mean anything.

It’s gist, not jist.

I feel like you have zero idea how heroin works.

So you’re a piece of shit. Cool