Let’s send a bunch of pregnant refugee applicants for asylum there, and see what happens. *popcorn*

Cool so I assume “sanctuary for the unborn” means that all pregnant women are free to come there and they will receive free room and board and have all their health care expenses paid as well.

Waskom, Texas: where we love to waste taxpayer money on lawsuits brought because we decided to posture about issues that don’t affect us.

I’ve worked in politics and government for 20 years now. Every single public official I ever worked for who was a white guy (YES every single one) clearly had a precise vision of the job that never, ever measured up to being what it actually was.

Oh.

The Night King returns and says “surprise bitches!” and turns them all into ice zombies.

Danny and Jon both run to the Throne and try to sit on it at the same time.  The both fall off and end up sitting the floor.  Danny smiles, says “Oh, you...”, Jon shrugs and smiles, then the theme from Growing Pains plays.  Fin.

And let’s not forget Republicans’ mantra that government should stay out of people’s lives.

Or, you know, actual born babies

I really don’t understand people like Beto deciding to run for President this year.  Being the person that people were excited about but chose not to run seems like a way better brand moving forward than “Guy who came in 9th place in Iowa’s Democratic Primary and 13th in New Hampshire’s Democratic Primary.”

How many people regret their marriage? Let's ban marriages!!! 

I, for one, love this clever end run around the 19th Amendment.

Exactly. I’ve been saying it for years: progressives and far-leftists need to get their heads out of their ideologically pure asses and start obsessing over the courts the way Republicans have for decades, and also stop being so fucking narcissistic as to assume they are the majority of the Democratic party…

Roe v. Wade will be overturned. The only question is whether it will happen before election day in 2020 or after it (in a purely political move).

What happens now is we genuinely prepare for Roe to be overturned and make plans accordingly. What sucks is this is going to impact the economically disadvantaged the most: they will have less access to preventative measures and will have less resources to get to another state should they need an abortion. It’s…

That’s exactly it, though. The people who will be most affected by this already don’t have the resources to deal with the lack of support they’re getting. So they will not be able to leave these states en masse. The people who can leave don’t need to, because they won’t be affected. It’s all so fucked up.

God is very convenient for evangelicals. God created the fetus. God bestows good health (or bad health to the sinful). Insurance moves people further from god. (Something a Tennessee Congressman and doctor! actually said. Google Dr Mark  Green and Medicaid expansion.) God blesses the worthy with wealth. (Poverty is a…

Don ain’t shit, fuck FRED TRUMP. That shady, corrupt, racist, piece of shit slumlord is the reason this country is subjected to his pathetic son. He will never be dead enough. Trump’s whole presidency looks like what would happen if you put a racist child in charge on “Bring Your Kid to Work Day.”

Yeah, there was a great post this morning on Reddit (I know!) where they pointed out that there was an easy way to fix this episode and make it far more narratively cohesive: instead of killing Rhaegal last episode and just kinda letting that death sit there, have Cersei fake a surrender as a last-ditch gambit, ambush…

This is a fair analysis. Although if the show’s overall thesis is that choosing rulers by birth is the worst way to go about it, they wouldn’t be positioning Jon, literally the only male heir, to take the throne. Maybe it was the only way to convolute a ruler who makes sense? I mean, the idea of this show ending with…