Hillary has the sense not to run again.

File this under "Sucks to suck, brah!" - House Oversight is looking to interview Junior and Ivanka following the evidence and testimony given at yesterday's hearing. 

You don’t actually think he buys anything off the rack? Those are tailored suits. He thinks they and his ridiculously long ties are “slenderizing.”

“I don’t believe he would have allowed that to happen,” said Trump.

“Rumor has it that Beto O’Rourke plans to announce that he’s running for president in 2020.”

I was gonna say: wear it to the gynecologist and you won’t even need to change.

now I totally want to go to the Paris Hilton cosplay convention

Obviously this is meant to be worn when crawling from your crypt to wreak havoc on the insolent white guy who awakened you. It’s a sexy mummy skirt.

That looks like one of my wash towels that I’ve had for like, 5 years that has a rip down the side but it’s the only wash towel I have that is rough in just the right way to exfoliate but not tear my delicate skin to shreds so I keep washing it and washing it until it will ultimately disintegrate.

His answer to that question really doesn’t skirt the answer: That footage, from people who were somewhat disconnected and did not have close relationships with Michael Jackson or his victims, was not as compelling as the footage of the victims and their families. That was literally his answer. The investigators were…

No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

As a parent, I can’t imagine how heart-wrenching this must have been. Thank you for being brave enough to share it. 

Yep. He reminds me of the old 60's white male radicals. They were basically blind to the issues that impacted women and POC. Let alone WOC. He sees things solely through the lens of economic justice; and fails to realize that you don’t solve systemic sexism, misogyny, racism, homophobia and transphobia just through…

He’s a person who envisions the “working class” as dads on the factory line, not single moms who are waitresses. And it’s painfully obvious.

I literally can’t wait for white progressive bros on Twitter to learn for a second time that the Democratic voter base is women, especially women of color....and not white working class men who hate Hillary Clinton.

Bernie’s not popular with Black folks, other racial minorities, or the party establishment. That was a major issue for him last time, and it hasn’t changed here. Unless he can somehow get some support in those quarters, he’s not going to be able to get the Party behind him.

It’s amazing that his positions galvanized a new generation of activism and have pushed the Democratic field to the left. He is demanding many things that we sorely need. I also agree that responsible adults must compartmentalize to some degree when it comes to political candidates - you won’t like EVERYTHING about…

In 2016, Bernie was really the only game in town, regarding his brand of politics. For 2020, it’s clear that there will be other options that are potentially less annoying, less problematic, and lack his baggage. So why stick with him?

It's so obviously a lawsuit designed to take down the WaPo. Hopefully, Bezos will stand his ground no matter the cost.

Is Peter Theil underwriting this one?