For the Texian Jezzies amongst us:

You can’t fool them. They’re too intellectual.

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not and I will forever be a fan of Blingees. In fact, the Blingee aesthetic is way too awesome for this administration.

Comic Sans is reserved for executive orders, now.

Clearly she went to the Bluth School of graphic design.

On the other hand, it’s not written in Chiller, Comic Sans, Jokerman, or WingDings. Also, it’s not blinking, there is no twinkling starfield background, and the Hamsterdance music is not playing.

Republicans have no bottom? That’s news to Lindsay Graham! 

In fact, the Republicans have given up on hitting rock bottom and digging, but have instead begun a full-time fracking operation to extract what blood they can from the rocks before the whole thing collapses into the sinkhole they’re making.

It’s a perpetual false bottom. We should have learned that from orangish verbal diarrhea machine that has taken up part time residence in the oval office.

I like tired mom costume because it is poking fun at real tired mom who never shuts up about being tired and tells you you don’t know the meaning of tired because you don’t have a baby and blah blah blah blah...ugh I’m annoying myself just thinking about it. 

The wine bottle in a Target bag is a nice touch. She must do a lot of babysitting or other activity where she sees these creatures in the wild

Like, “The Truman Show Goes To The White House”.

“If you don’t President so good, you shouldn’t President so much.” (Paraphrasing an attribution by Ted Williams, I think.)

As someone who’s not a part of the porn industry, but had more direct exposure to it than the average masturbator, I feel the healthiest move to be made is away from the studio system and towards things like Clips4Sale (which is the direction many of the more fringe and/or progressive performers are headed anyways).

True and not true, in terms of how those videos made and marketed. A majority of the so called interracial videos are watched...by White guys, and include scenarios and such that other White guys think that Blacks guys would want to do and say- down to the weird baby Ebonics.

“You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

I feel like we’re maybe a year away from conservative pundits arguing that slavery was a net positive to the US and we would benefit from repealing the 13th Amendment. Also, that whole Holocaust thing was totally overblown. 

Megyn Kelly doesn’t even have the obligatory one “black friend”

... And Megyn Kelly is an idiot.