That should have read “for a Senate seat in Texas” obviously. As long as a Republican doesn’t shit himself in public he should be able to win state-wide...and yet here Ted Cruz is in a legitimate fight for his political life.
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shout out for reminding me that Craig Mazin exists. His rage and hatred for Cruz are life-giving.
Awww, someone’s not paying attention to the many public appearances Beto’s been making, talking about policy and shit.
Cruz has been rolling with this weird, misplaced, attack on O’Roarke’s “Texas bona fides.”
Here’s the thing about nicknames: when people like you, they give you one.
This is a reminder that Ted beats it off to incest porn:
Oh god, there’s just something about a man with soup on his breath! Swoon!
Put Beto’s picture next to cupboards full of canned soup.
Obama looks chill as fuck.
Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.
There’s this picture of Barak Obama my crazy mother and her right wing people love to post of him when he’s really young smoking next to a gross looking young preppy Donald trump. I have no clue if it’s fake or whatever, but Obama is looking super cute. It definitely was not having the effect I think the right wingers…
as a blobfishsexual, I can report in no uncertain terms that Ted is the hot one
Texas Republicans are terrified, and I’m living for every single second of it. It doesn’t even matter if Beto loses - Blob Boy is going to have to work for it, which is unheard of.
Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.
I’m just going to steal Ashley Feinberg’s tweet on this one:
Was Ansari ever really shunned though? As far as I know, his show wasn’t cancelled and there seemed to be a general consensus that the Babe article was shitty journalism and that what was described in it hardly rose to the level of #metoo worthy outrage, and that we needed to have a conversation about how he acted…
No, this man ASKED to jerk-off in front of several women.
A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO HER WORKPLACE WITHOUT SOME DUDE ASKING IF HE CAN SHOW HER HIS DICK WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.
How about these men take the millions they undoubtedly still have, and start funding projects by women? Mentor an upcoming restaurateur, comedian, TV writer who is looking for a break and some guidance? They get to selfishly stay in the industry and make money (I mean they could really go and like learn coding or…