What if someone said, “I love plums”? I would find that kind of cute and quirky.  I am actually totally going to do this.  I am a man and I am hoping that women will say, “Awww, he loves plums!”  

I’d probably swipe right on “beige wall of blandness”, because it’s my preferred brand of self deprecating.

I agree! If you’re too lazy to even share a sentence about yourself, how will you be in a relationship?

Yeah, people look at me like I’m a crazy person when’s I mention anything dealing with literature. I’m not the most well read individual, but I know enough to be semi-useful at bar trivia. It’s wild how acceptable it has become to be practically illiterate (especially for men).

Hetero female and I agree with all of those. Also first photo is skydiving - I can’t see what you fucking look like when half your face is covered in goggles and the other half is flopping in the wind. Same with SCUBA diving pics, WHY. There are always groomsman pics, like I’m going to take the time to try to…

“The ideas behind her cosmetics company are her own” They are not. They are ColorPop cosmetics with the price marked up because people think they will buy $8 lipstick for $30 because of her name.

She’s about as self-made as the president. 

Pretty much my view too.

Not to mention she’s literally mostly made by plastic surgeons now.

Never say you “hate drama.” You know who never has to point out how little they like drama, people who don’t cause any.

I would consider date someone who voted for Trump, if the option was to die.

Putting no Trump supporters is shorthand for “no racists, no homophobes, no xenophones, no misogynists” etc.

Rich person becomes richer standing on the piles of money she was born with. Color me unimpressed.

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

As a hetero male, auto swipe-lefts include any of the following in a woman’s Tinder profile:

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

I have mixed thoughts. Kylie was definitely pre-ordained for a life of fame and wealth. I don’t think she was pre-ordained to found an $800 million cosmetics company. I have the same “Her? Really?” thoughts when I see money stats about Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba’s companies. If converting B-list fame into a…

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

My profile was almost a direct copy-paste of Charlie Kelly’s dating profile from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but with my own pictures. I’m getting married to a gal I met through Tinder in October.