Oh lord have mercy, if parents were legally barred from making one god damn cent off their kids, all of this shit would be over in an instant.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and…

There are a lot of people who dream of being lawyers but are just not qualified for the profession. Schools like Cooley exist primarily to take these people’s money.

I went to Cooley for a year. Can confirm the shittyness of the place.

It’s like 48th on the list of terrible things, but the way these right-wing douchefucks have redefined the word “bullying” to mean “saying anything bad about right-wing douchefucks” fucking infuriates me.

Truly the Trump Steaks of law schools

As a graduate from a middle tier law school, I can most assuredly tell you that most law schools are full of idiots. A guy in my class was growing marijuana (this was in the early 90's) and taking pictures of the progress and took the film to be developed where they promptly turned him in to the authorities. He not…

Genuinely laughed out loud this morning on reading this. It explains so much.

Confused old white men rarely know when to hang it up. We’re all suffering because of it.

Of course he’s not going to be fired. He’s just going to suddenly choose to pursue other clients, after having the honor the serve the President Trump, and obviously it will have nothing to do with his actions yesterday and today. I mean, c’mon. He was mayor during 9/11, guys. 9. 11.

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.

It feels like you’re making a case for biological determinism that defeats the purpose of having a civilization. For the sake of argument let’s concede that men are intrinsically violent and aggressive. Great. Why wouldn’t a program like UT’s still be valuable? Even granting that that all or most men are intrinsically…

If you flaunt those toned abs next door in Agoura, though... that’s a paddlin’.

If there are violent it’s because their physiology is naturally that way. It’s not a source of unhappiness for them.

Eh, they’re happy to the extent that going along with that usually puts them on top of everyone else but if it actually satisfied them there wouldn’t be such high rates of alcoholism, addiction, suicide and violence in men to the point that it still gives them a lower  life expectancy despite medical advances.

As funny as it is to think about, most conservatives are infinitely more concerned about labels than other demographics in my experience. Almost the entirety of what i would consider to be “toxic conservatives” adhere very strictly and proudly to stereotypes. They work very hard to fit into the mainstream ideal of men…

Austin is a blueberry in a bowl of tomato soup

This joke alone was well worth the price of admission.

I was only passingly familiar with Michelle Wolf before her blistering performance at the WHCD. Now she is my everything. The pearl-clutching by the very media outlets she savaged is somehow hilarious and pathetic.

She had the choice of either doing as expected and complimenting the emperor’s new clothes, or telling him that his dumb ass is butt naked.