Don’t bring NASCAR into this

You will admit though that 16 is more than 15, though right? I know we’re all divided in 2017, but can we agree on that?

Never been to Detroit. But I recently had Detroit-style pizza (not fucking little caesars) at a new place that just opened near me. Pleasantly surprised! I was skeptical of a really thick, doughy crust, but it was tasty. So at least you’ve got that going for you!

Yeah, I think most “this city sucks” takes are bad, but that one is especially bad.

So...you’re argument for why Philly is better (which, again is not what I’m arguing against), is how quickly you can get out of Philly?

Detroit is awesome. Your take is tired and shitty.

I'm curious, too. Not as curious about how he spent $1000 at a head shop, but still.

Detroit, we prefer our heroin over here

You know your country was founded by adults, right?

Fuck man, even Indiana is 3am.

“I’m gonna need a bigger box.”

You know your country was founded by Puritans right?

Or hold his hand and feel like you have to make out/fuck him to prove he’s not a bad guy. Guys who put it on the woman to make them feel like they’re a “man” are assholes and deserve to be left sitting there alone.

Tell that to THIS guy: