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"DMac" has been a shit stirrer in Dove Valley since Manning arrived (and probably before). No joke, Manning has purposefully overthrown balls in training camp in an attempt to plunk Mckee.

:-D

Fredi feinted and faked, forming a farce to facilitate Fleming's free frolic.

Would you prefer yoink?

This one's still my favorite. Kid's a professional gank-artist in the making.

I have a disproportionate amount of hate for the whole "wear your huntin' orange to Lambeau" thing. Aw shucks we just got out of the tree stand! No. You wear your team's colors like the rest of the league.

Why, that's Monty G. Weird to see him without his flapping eagle hat.

Gifs; funny internet tool or downfall of human communication?

On the 4th day of Christmas my fantasy owner gave to me:

Burke: Coach, what kind of liquor will best drown the memories of your in-game interviews?

Pop is the best coach (person?) in pro sports.

Did you guys do this one? Anywhoo it's worth a mention.

I find the inane facts way too funny. I fear my attempt was still too informative.

I wasn't going for dickish, just trying my hand at chid's usual comment style.

This joke is based on the multiple definitions of the word "draw".

Based on the ending of their game, shouldn't the Panther be holding the Patriot?

Can't stop thrusting!

Whew, AC Milan really dodged an injury bullet.

I'm praying the comments turn into a Transformers gif party.