I was a an 16-25 year old boy once too. I understand your anger and misunderstanding of facts.

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to wrangle, let alone produce, a child. They’re like greased pigs, except no greased pig was ever as wily and mischievous as a four-year-old... and if the little suckers should also manage to get their Cheerio-holes around some sugar? Forget it — trank ‘em and throw ‘em in the SUV…

Yes, LEGO and DUPLO are compatible.

Yep, Duplo and Lego can be connected.

The perfect punishment would be lock the kid in a room until he makes a perfect replica without any clothes and the floor is made entirely of haphazardly scattered pieces of Lego superglued to the ground.

The perfect punishment would be lock the kid in a room until he makes a perfect replica.

Real talk though, why is the inability to pick your gender a “make it or break it” feature when it doesn’t even impact the gameplay?

Sounds like you won't be playing Rust then.

Well, it does look like the devs are sticking to their guns on this one. They seem to have a specific idea of what they want Rust to be, and this random generation is a big part of that.

Being forced to constantly play a gender you don’t want to in video games. I can’t imagine what that is like.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

Dota 2 Test!

Just use the Hide feature. It’s not like that game’s existence takes up any space on your hard drive.

Playing Cho’Gall with a random is going to be like:

I was expecting “The Naked Gun” homage after seeing that title image, but oh well...

No Rocco dressed like Quiet?

Meanwhile, after reading this, I have added this skill to OkCupid:

Looking for: Someone with the ability to handle stressful task. I defuse bombs and I will need a second player to assist with the How To Booklet.

You're not an enthusiast if your mind is so narrow.