Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.

Even though Blatter isn’t on this initial list there’s a decent chance they get a bunch of these guys to flip on him, no?

Now the second best combination of RICO and football:

When widespread Internet usage was fairly new, like 1998 or something, my mother used to read horror stories in her local paper (Pulitzer prizes won: none) of children lured into depraved acts because they met an imposter online. She would tell me “Stay off of that Internet.” I worked on my company’s website.

Update: I have bad ethics.

I married an Egyptian and ours was the worst ever.

I believe this couple here was the first couple:

If getting a boner while on a boat with a pretty lady is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I can't believe Winston have to steal something, anything, to eat from a store in Tallahassee. You'd figure he could just panhandle.

That is nothing compared to what happened in New New York in the year five billion and fifty three.

I want to buy her a drink.