I’d fight two Ludwigs at once over one Maria...

That’s... an interesting experience. I think of those two as fairly easy bosses compared to Micolash (who wouldn’t be hard if he didn’t one-shot you so often), Logarius, Father Guacamole, or friggen Maria.

Capra is a bitch, until you learn where the stairs are by heart (since the fog door blocks your view of them for a crucial second). But if you get to the top of the stairs you can kill the dogs and then plunge attack Capra over and over until he dies.

I’m upset that the meme says “Nice chest ahead.” which is not possible to write using Dark Souls’ note system (It should be “amazing chest ahead”).

If she was really a Garen fan she’d only worship him in his Rogue Admiral skin.

I guess you accidentally hit post before finishing your list of Hillary Cons, so I’ll help you out.

The thing is, if that’s honestly their fear this law is actually going to force that to happen, not prevent it....

But D&D has allowed LGBTQ characters for a long time now. What they’re complaining about is it not fitting with THEIR interpretation of the world due to their own biases.

People aren’t making games more inclusive because of P.C. pressure, they’re doing it because that’s the game they want to make. I like that games are becoming more political (after all, if games are art, art is political and always has been).

White men make up 31% of the population of the USA. How many video games protagonists are white males? But I guess they’re not “tokens” if they’re white dudes, huh?

Because they’re not normally even acknowledged as y’know... existing.

Have you ever played an RPG before? People tell you their life stories ALL THE TIME. It’s not realistic but the entire genre does it every single game and you’re not bitching about that sooooo....

Exactly. RPG NPCs give you their life story all the fucking time. It’s not realistic, but it’s how every RPG works!

RPG characters? I mean I’m not going to grab a stranger off the street and tell them to find my grandfather’s lost ring. But RPG questgivers do that shit all the time.

Okay, now count all the characters in all the games that aren’t trans. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s over 333, but I’ll let you do the counting.

If only every topic had three letters that when strung together would immediately let you know the poster is an idiot...

He was talking about the other 76ers. Y’know: Washington, Jefferson, Payne, et al. Those guys definitely made some history and were probably even worse at basketball than Philly’s NBA team.

You want a medal or something?

I’m a stack developer. What were you saying?

Fine dad fix your fucking iPad yourself.