Sophie has some mushroom cousins that are about 10 bucks less and look kind of like penises. My oldest two got those. I called them Squeaky Weens, much to the dismay of my mother in law.
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“Anyway, you can get what’s essentially a Keurig for baby formula now.”
Ha oh no wait, I should have been more clear. He wanted me to kick me off because he was paying for it.
I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.
I lived in four apartments in Paris, each with varying degrees of coolness. I lived in a chambre de bonne the size…
I wonder if it is rooted in psychological response? I only know one person with a sobriety tattoo, and his sobriety ended about 48 hours after the tattoo was completed. (He was showing me the still-fresh tattoo in a bar with drink in hand and I was puzzled and worried at the same time.) A part if me wondered if his…
Eh. There are people who are so much more worthy of us sitting in contemptuous judgement of them: Climate change deniers, 9/11 truthers, swift boaters, Dick Cheney, all the Republican presidential candidates, etc. etc.
I think there are wedding tats for lasting relationships, which I base solely on the Jezebel ITheeDread post awhile back. Sobriety dates? I am too superstitious to get mine and it was 11 years ago.
It will be cute! So many fat girls rock short hair! My hair is pretty short. The only area of concern to me is how is your neck? In the back? I have like this hideous hump neck that is worse when I am heavier. That’s the only part that bothers me with short hair is if I don’t have a collared shirt or something that…
I guess it's a good thing it isn't on your body!
I’m kind of feeling like getting Kaley Cuoco’s haircut. I'm worried because I've never had my hair that short before. Also I'm fat and I'm worried it would accentuate the fatness of my face. Thoughts?
I was about to say, “ooh, I love hiking. I should move there!” Hiking in the midwestern winter is difficult, to say the least. But if it’s all about fashion and looking perfect while hiking, then I’ll pass. Hiking to me is like nature meditation.
I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.
Commented on my comment to add: As a commenter put it at the time: “Sara is the hero we deserve.” was me!
Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.
Thank you for everything, Pinkham. I will definitely follow you wherever you go, and continue to laugh, and laugh hard.
Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…
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