Also I think it's pretty fair to say that childbirth probably hurts worse than a ball kicking even if (like me) you've never experienced either. No one ever died in a post ball-kicking spasm.

Oh, but apparently Downton Abbey is filled with wholesome right wing values!

Truth. While getting too many high fat foods can be unhealthy, (as can too many high salt foods, high iron foods, high sugar foods, high fiber foods, too much of literally anything including purified drinking water) fat is something we all need at least some of to live.

The whole tumblr takes things that would normally escape out attention, coupons, signs in strip malls, credits at the end of movies, old books we'd pass over at a garage sale without even really glancing at them, and makes them hilarious.

I am following the shit out of this.

He could totally sell these if he printed them...though maybe the issue is that the stock photos aren't his. Pity....I'd buy one of the Social Justice Kittens or Oh Fuck These Lighthouses in a second.

How relevant is a teen pop star to begin with?

Oh hell yeah. Same here. The game was just a flimsy excuse for having a bunch of plastic jewelry. There was something about the sheer quantity of the jewelry that was so exciting. Four of everything! Real princesses have FOUR necklaces and FOUR earring sets!

Agreed...is this supposed to be sad because she's not as superfamous as she used to be? Given how badly fame fucked up her life for a few years, a smaller spotlight sounds pretty good. She's still performing but TMZ is less likely to be digging through her garbage for used tampons.

I enjoy having a nice meal with my family and catching up with some relatives, but that's just two or three days out of the huge to-do that engulfs November and December in a sea of decorations and Christmas music and BUY BUY BUY, SALE SALE SALE. It's that part I don't enjoy.

Christmas in America is more of an orgy of consumerism than anything that bears the least bit of relevance to Jesus.

I agree it's blown out of proportion. Frankly, even the "War on Christmas" crowd are usually reacting to stores and other places of business that tell their employees to say "happy holidays," because stores want to attract as many people as possible, which means trying to be inclusive. Not so much regular people who…

You don't go by feel? How do *you* look at your own asshole?

You should ask him how he'd feel about "religion speak" if an extremist Muslim was talking about how slutty you are for keeping your hair uncovered.

Yeah, I liked the concept, but the ones where it's just a picture of someone's face are just dumb. As is the kicking you when you get one wrong (though I think that's a bug.)

Though there is still potential there. I saw one closely cropped image that looked like a shaved vag. I clicked "fashion," because I was sure it…

Yeah...really good intention, reeeeeeally misguided execution.

I'm guessing it was just meant to be read like "Gender roles are bad, pizza rolls are good, you should buy Totinos (R) Brand Pizza Rolls."

They've got a long way to go, sure, but a first step is a first step.

Like the gendered version of this?

I like the painting he won for too. He's got skills, I just found it strange that the areas he's weaker on, (expression, anatomy) are areas that are so key for a portrait artist.