"...whether they be apocalyptic killing games or college or backpacking through Europe."

Right? I think Gale embodies the old life Katniss had, the bitter dog-eat-dog attitude that poverty and oppression created while Peeta sees the possibility of something better. Like, when the revolt really starts to get underway, Gale is all "meh meh meh, why are we trying to save so many people, meh meh meh, I want…

Peeta: A nice guy, not a Nice Guy (TM).

I'm imagining a pizza delivery guy. He's delivering deep dish. I'm telling him I don't have any cash for a tip and asking if there isn't maybe another way I can pay him, opening the top of my bathrobe suggestively.

Huh, looks like the encyclopedia doesn't have an entry for "shit OMG!PONIES! talks." I guess that means the shit OMG!PONIES! talks doesn't qualify as relevant.

But no one's saying "this is real American pizza," it's all "this is/isn't real pizza!"

Look, I love Jon Stewart, but the man can't even digest dairy. Should we really be trusting him to make decisions about pizza?

Oh, but is it in their section on casserole? No? Maybe because it's pizza and not goddamn casserole?

...Touché, old chap.

Sexism can be very exploitable. I remember in This Film is Not Yet Rated the two (female) private investigators the director hired to track down the MPAA members mentioned how much easier it could be for women (especially middle-aged, not conventionally attractive women like them) in their field because no one ever…

Oh my god, does Pizza Hut make a pizza that they refer to as "deep dish?"

To be fair, they have more time on their hands since they don't spend any of it eating incredibly delicious pizza.

Whoa dude, I can link to wikipedia too.

Regardless of where you stand on the debate, can we all agree that the broccoli in that image has NO DAMN BUSINESS being on a pizza? Get the fuck back to the stir fry where you belong, broccoli.

I think it's much harder to make than standard what-the-fuck-ever pizza. I've never even tried to order it outside of Chicago, but I've had some lame deep dish even in Chicago. Deep dish pizza should NEVER have a soggy crust. If that crust isn't crispy as fuck you go back and do it again.

Yeah right? America: Arguing passionately about what authentic pizza is without once mentioning Italy.

Authenticity is for hipsters. The important thing is we all remember deep dish pizza is delicious regardless of any cultural cachet.

Things a Brit won't eat:

It's funny to watch two groups of Americans argue about what is and isn't "real pizza" without once mentioning Italy. (Pizza there is nothing like pizza in Chicago or New York.)

1. Them's some tough words from a girl who says she'll eat any old "sauce and cheese on a crust." *Rolls up sleeves to simulate preparing to fight, realizes it's really cold out, rolls sleeves down again and slinks away.*