I love how his head remains fixed in the same position and with the same expression in every photo

This is awesome and impressive, but also one of the biggest reasons I really, really don't want to start wearing makeup. I'm afraid that once I get used to the face on the right, I won't be okay with the face on the left anymore.

And of course the ever-oblivious Bee hinting at it by telling Charlie "I thought you were going to say you were a demon-worshipper or a man!"

Wow, I picked up on the period thing but didn't even notice the "that's her job, that's your job" thing. That is really, really smart. This comic is frikking great.

You can be a little ashamed of reading Twilight, though.

I'll agree to both points, and add this—though I'm certainly no fan of Carlson (HA. HA.) This, and some prior comments she's made about not being allowed to wear pants and having to dumb down her speech makes me think that the sexist culture she works is in starting to chafe her, and she's trying to find a way to…

Yeah, when I saw the link I was worried it would be something like that. Some crash diet that endangered her health or the health of her baby. I can't imagine cutting out refined sugar could be anything but good for your health/the health of your baby.

So basically a media-based ideal reinforced by insecure women and insecure men.

This...doesn't seem so bad. Definitely this person has some body image and self esteem issues (and who among us can say we've never had our own?) But for all the things one might do to keep from gaining a lot of weight while pregnant, cutting out refined sugar and doing low-impact exercise like yoga sounds pretty…

HSSSSSSSSSS!

They don't even need to give him a script, they'll just be like "say whatever you want and we'll edit it down."

"He looks like a slave owner."

Oh, you won't hear me arguing that he deserves the nomination, that's for sure.

Ha, point. I should say making progress towards chemical disarmament which in theory would make us shut up as a country about retaliation.

I know. I know. I know.

Especially given her competition.

I think she would be a treat at a dinner party. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Really her appearance doesn't matter either way, but we should all be so lucky to look like her at 65 after a lifetime of working demanding, high-pressure jobs.

...I really, really wish that I could say "no way, they wouldn't put that on a button and try to sell it."