I think she's against statutory laws...because it's not like it's criminal for a college professor to sleep with their over-18 students. ...They might get fired for it, depending on the school, or it might be seen as sketchy, but it's sure as hell a different thing.

Oh God...the part where she says teenage girls think about sex all the time, therefore it wasn't rape. Jesus. There are no words.

And now imagine Pat Robertson saying that. Bam. I just gave you something more disturbing than David Lynch's entire oeuvre.

Good point. Though for me the expression is a big part of what makes it look consensual—not only is he smiling, he's got a clearly unconcerned, unworried smile. A ball gag would get in the way of that.

Can anyone tell what is happening here?I assumed by the position that they're bowing to Gulliver's huge talent, but I'm not sure what that object with the yellow sash is.

I guess the difference is this one also does things a cleaner wouldn't, like bake and walk the dogs and organize things. But still, why not just call her an all-around servant/assistant/chore helpy person/life improver/any of the million other things you could call her?

Ahh, I see what you mean now. I think it was a little unclear, but I totally agree with your point. When the same thing that we think of as acceptable for a woman seems weird on a man, that definitely highlights a double standard.

Perma-smile woman:

Low-cost alternative:

Honestly....I'm a few years shy of 30 myself and I kind of can't wait til I'm there so I can be invisible to creeps like that.

Au contraire. I think that a desperate attempt to avoid homelessness is the only reason any sane person would respond to this ad.

I'm pretty sure I know the girl he's going to end up with. She's young, won't ever argue with him, never complains about anything he does...really, I'm surprised they haven't met up already.

I'd like to go barefisted with this one. You can't grab someone by the balls and twist with a sword.

"I prefer it if you do not "talk about" other men in front of me. I do not want to hear about this "Justin Beiber" or "One Direction," and if you have posters of them above your bed or in your locker, please take them down."

Really, that makes sense to me. Feet are just a body part. If people who like them have to call themselves foot fetishists, most guys ought to be calling themselves boob fetishists.

Wonderful! I'll bring a chocolate desert and then spoil it by talking about scat : )

Yep.

I'll agree there's generally not much more to say than "look at what these idiots said/did" but I still like the occasional update. Partly because I like to be reminded (or, well, don't like to be reminded but as long as it's happening I shouldn't forget it) that this shit still flies on national television.

Unless of course you're calling out racism. Then you're being insensitive and race-baiting and shutting down discussion by using a volatile word like "racist" just because you didn't like my hilarious "basketball player eating watermelon" costume.

I for one can not imagine why his comedy career didn't take off, can you?