I need to start finding homes for this chubbers and her siblings. I kind of think I will end up keeping her though.

I love that!

Craft thread!

Lol I would if I still had it! I went something like:

Your teacher is the WORST. I can’t imagine not helping a ten-year-old kid in that situation.

They’ll only see it as further “proof” that the system is rigged, since they’re already convinced that there’s rampant voter fraud in support of Democrats, therefore the system is only punishing fraud that favors Republicans.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Ah yes, Trump supporters committing fraud in order to combat the non-existent fraud they claim is already happening. How funny would it be if this year sees an all-time high for voter fraud, but all due to Republican voters?

Haha, I won this pissing contest last time. My pooping in public story: http://jezebel.com/i-think-i-can-win-this-i-pooped-my-pants-at-disneyland-1634152679

Chances he’s a Trump supporter now: 100%

Fellow IBS-C type here. It’s rough.

I just remembered this one too.

Handling one’s own poo is a fascinating experience, isn’t it? The guy I was seeing was taking a shower in my bathroom and I didn’t want to shit in there with him — I wasn’t really embarrassed, per se (he was a squatter, so I know he’d seen/heard far worse and wouldn’t judge) I just knew this shit was going to be a…

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I once ripped one at work that was so foul that the owner thought there was something wrong with the plumbing and called in plumbers to try to figure it out. They were there for hours, and I never had the heart to fess up. God, I was an idiot.

I get migraines that are often accompanied by intense vomiting and sometimes fainting. For this reason my doctor has told me to stay at home laying down in the recovery position when I get them so I don’t pass out, vomit, and die. Well I don’t do that really because it would mean I’d have no life. So one day I wake up…

When I was four, I was on a whale watching trip with my parents. My mom was sitting between my dad and me. The swaying made me projectile vomit as I turned to say something to my mom. She ducked, and it hit my dad right in the face.

I wish three spirits would appear and show him what the world thinks of him

Duterte later apologized, but that’s besides the point. He’s an ass.