I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.…

In 6th grade I was staying a bit late after school and when I got up to leave my male teacher asked, “What’s that on your shirt?” I looked - it was a red stain on the lower part of the large t-shirt I was wearing. Large enough to sit on. You see where I’m going. So I lie and say it was paint, family was painting the…

Once my nana had to babysit me and she doesn’t speak English (and she had no TV) so the day was going by very slow. I was looking around the house and found pepper spray. I did not know it was pepper spray, and I probably didn’t even know that was a thing at that age. Anyways, I thought it was one of those sprays you…

That girl needed to calm down about her soap. I don’t even understand why she would call you out—let alone have everyone give you the sniff test! Sorry about that experience. Sounds pretty mortifying.

I am the crappiest liar ever. I get all hot in the cheeks, my back stiffens up and I start to sweat on my forehead. It is both hilarious and mortifying. So, I invariably get caught in a lie in the middle of while telling it. Great moment in time at an old girlfriends dinner table (while in high school). Her dad…

I’m burned out on the “I have a problem with Clinton” argument. Your problem with Clinton is that you expect a woman politician to be an unsullied goddess who floats in and manages things with a fresh manicure and perfectly poured tea.

I know! I don’t feel right voting for Obama OR Bill Clinton this election. Still undecided, I guess...

10-1 she has no idea that she’s talking to Ben Carson in that photo.

Yep... it’s bullshit victim blaming, there’s no need for it, even if you don’t like her

Well, she IS over 35, which age Don has specifically stated is his “exit time”....

I think a lot of long term relationships fall apart after a few years naturally, but some people make the mistake of getting married really quickly during that process. Or marriage just changes the nature of the relationship in ways they didn’t foresee. It’s a bit embarrassing, but I guess it’s better than waiting it…

Also, her face when he said that the Supreme Court did not rule “stop and frisk” unconstitutional.

Oh, not to worry she did.

I’m delighted with Clinton’s composure tonight. She clearly trained to endure his incessant interruptions with calm and poise, effectively delivering her message in spite of him. It made Trump appear even pettier than usual. Well done, Hillary.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE