Honestly, I would have told a friend, too. I would do that now! Absolve yourself of this guilt.

Way too late to get this out of the grays but I was home for Christmas and was getting the mail and there was a letter for the margrave family. It was clearly a Christmas card so I opened it and inside were pictures of my little sister naked and giving a blowjob. When she got home. I gave her the card and told her she…

I knew a girl who found her mom’s toy collection. She used to take it out and hit her friends in the face with them.

HA! About six months ago my brother was at the house doing some work when my young son runs into the room with my pink vibrator rubbing it against his cheek, going “this feels great”! I screamed and it was so confusing (for son) and so fucking awkward for brother. DIED.

My mother once dragged me into the Pleasure Chest in D.C. when I was, like, nine (because she has no boundaries). I was too young to understand where I was, but not too young to be deeply disoriented by the hundreds of dildos and mannequins with ball gags.

My mom once walked in on me while I was jacking it as a preteen and said “What Are You Doing?” I yelled “What do you think I’m doing??” and she slammed the door. Awk.

Walked into MY room to my brother doing the same... With my Hitachi.

since this is a pissing contest after all I’m going to one-up you.*

My mother-in-law told us that she caught our 10-year-old nephew looking at porn on her laptop. When she confronted him, he said, “I have to, grandma! I’m going through puberty!”

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

How does anyone recover from that?

HOLY FUCK!!!!

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

Err wtf? What did she do?

... I really hope you told the mom. Because that’s very. fucked. up.

Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

naw man. as someone said upthread, tits, pits, and bits.

Well in the shower my feet are usually in a pool of urine, which I hear is sterile, so yes!