Since when does Rolling Stone feature black stars? All I see are white faces on the covers.

Yeah, there are obviously people who actually eat like that and stay skinny, nobody’s saying there aren’t. But the VAST majority of people who eat like that are going to be overweight. But look! Somehow 100% of the characters on TV who eat like that are super thin! What an odd coincidence that has nothing to do with…

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

Are you Kirsten Wiig’s weirdo female roommate from Bridesmaids?

I’d do it and print it in the program. “Mary, our oldest sibling, was so excited to be MOH that she paid ten large for the spot. Yes, you read that right. No, not Monopoly money. You know what a twunt she is and you know she has a history of literally PAYING people to tolerate her presence. The ten grand will go…

Obviously you take the money up front cash, then don’t invite her to the wedding, and pretend she’s crazy if she tries to sue you for the money back.

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

there are some shows that are “collection” and others that are “ready to wear” (RTW), and mostly the celebs or the wealthy understand that they shouldn’t buy collection. some are morons though.

I’m just gonna rip my plastic shower liner down, leave the decorative hooks on, you know, for some extra oomph, throw that puppy on and head out the door.

I hurt in sympathy. Ouch. I guess that's why all of these are shown with a layer underneath, although I am guessing the sweat situation is still terrible. Beauty might be pain but it should not smell like a thousand locker rooms.

But isn’t most high fashion essentially art that is not intended to be worn in real life? Even wealthy people who drape themselves in designer threads don’t generally wear the outfits seen on the runway.

Excellent.

“Wow, girl: you look good enough to pull out of the freezer and defrost!”

I know someone who named their son Kermit. It's fucking adorable on a 6month old, not so awesome Id imagine when he grows up and applies to law school.

But what’s funny is the “must come up with an original name” people always wind up with a kid who has 5 other kids in that grade with that name. Turns out other people stumbled on Hazel, as well.

Ah, micro-aggressions.

Fuuuuuuck this. Hearing about Michael Phelps medaling isn’t even news anymore, and yet they have to detract from Simone Manuel’s historic win by mentioning him? The correction isn’t much better - she deserves her own headline!!! She deserves her own headline, but even the fact that it was a gold medal tie is more…