It’s definitely directed at the clogs. Which I don't get because they're just shoes!

This is a pet peeve of mine. Are you getting paid? Do you give them back at the end of 4 hours? Stop it.

As much as I might dislike Kim Kardashian, I have to really admire how she manages to keep her head up amidst the constant undeserved vitriol and hypocrisy against her and her family.

Maybe they offered her $500,001 to talk(?).

DON’T BE FOOLED by her Coco Rocha superpowers! I have been fooled by many a model making me think I can pull off ridiculous outfits.

I remember watching the news interview they gave afterwards with Diane Sawyer or someone. Afterwards my friend said, “They still didn’t apologize, though,” which was strange to me, because I came away from that interview thinking, “Damn straight, they’ve got nothing to apologize for.” It was pretty brave of them to…

“Cunt” is the shaved truffles of swear words.

Are you for real? You cannot root for England in the olympics because there is no English team. There is a GB team. Team GB consists of England AND Scotland AND Wales AND Northern Ireland. You cannot interchange England and UK to mean the same because they don’t. If you are going to write an article about something at…

I loved that people bought their album to smash it. People are stupid.

that natalie maines/bush thing was bullshit and so unfair

That reminds me of my favorite sentence from the book Trainspotting. The US edition had a glossary for the slang. The definition for cunt was “a general term for another person, either male or female, either positive or negative.”

It is the only way, after all.

In before the “England =/= Great Britain and Northern Ireland” comments.

oh my god. so. much. labor.

It honestly just seems like a blind panic reaction on the nurse’s part. YOU’RE AN OBSTETRIC NURSE, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH A BABY SOMEDAY, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

As I was reading this I started wondering if pushing the baby back in could have prevented oxygen from getting to the brain. Clearly, I am not a medical professional, but I thought the story was going to end with the baby having brain damage.

“Hillary Clinton is too rich to know what people in little towns like this even need.”

I thought she was on a plane or something.

Wait, what? Roseanne cannot possibly support Trump. Receipts please.

This has been my favorite Olympics-themed tweet so far: