Agreed. I carry that impossible-to-be-rid-of pooch of fat under my belly button and a button up skirt will slowly migrate up my torso as I walk and gape when I sit. No thanks.

Absolutely. All I could think was, “Great, another season devoid of options for a short, curvy person.” All this boxy, buttoned, cropped stuff NEEDS. TO. GO.

Nothing makes me gassy like having to sit at a desk in a very quiet office.

Ehhh it feels like such a reach to compare What Do You Mean to Blurred Lines.

Oh right? I thought he might be trying to drive home the point, “This song could be about Selena Gomez...”

Ha, my dad was like, “You have to invite this person!” who I had never heard of. Then he CCed my aunt asking for this person’s address and I ended up getting a string of emails where they were trying to decide *which country* she lived in and some lecture about family & “burning bridges”. If you don’t even know which…

Come on, don’t you know you could’ve put a down payment on A HOUSE with that money!

Gah, those slipcovers. I keep imagining sitting down on them and just sliding straight off.

You’re probably going to get a lot of similar replies, but it’s not all “omg crazy brides!” in the wedding industry. There are many brides who care a whole lot about details and must-haves, but in my experience, so much of that stuff is driven by the expectations of family.

My dad was unsatisfied with the amount of invites we allotted each parental unit and actually asked me to just send him the file for our invites so he could have more printed even though by that point, he’d eaten into everybody else’s invites. This was several weeks after invitations had gone out and I’d already been…

I just clicked on the link and it said “we’re sorry, this product is no longer available.” Someone with too much money and not enough taste needs your services.

I have an elderly relative that uses an AOL one and it amazes me that you can even still use those.

It was an AOL account for sure and most likely to a relative, but I have no clue what it said.

There are hermitages on a lot of the mountains in South Korea and you would occasionally see the hermits or monks. They would show you where the spring was for water or sometimes offer you a small snack. Right now I feel like I could do this for a year—I feel so burnt out from grad school! You’d be busy enough and…

Would consider, as long as my dog can come.

Trump logic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s because he constantly has blood coming out of his.. wherever.

“Trump, in turn, mentioned that he felt supported by the press on this issue, though he happens to be filing a lawsuit against Univision for “attempting to suppress his freedom of speech.”

I was of the mind that “everybody knows not to do things xyz” but then I met my partner (he’s not this bad and getting better, but still leaves the tap running agh!) and his family who are appallingly wasteful. Never eat leftovers, buy too much food and let it spoil, throw it out, always buying the cheapest stuff they…

I don’t normally watch Big Brother, but this one has been highly entertaining. It’s America vs. UK and Jenna Jameson’s intro was her saying, “We’re better and your food sucks balls!” which yeah, most of it does.