Is half and half a menu option now? The last time I went to Chipotle, it was meats/tofu/vegetarian listed, then the vehicle (burrito, bowl, salad, tacos), then the extras. There probably is some directive to give people plenty of their preferred filling though.

That’s pretty much it. They have large spoons for scooping up ingredients, but no one is going to be able to get exactly half of a serving of each, so you end up with more. I would think this could backfire though and you might have an employee be stingy with the half scoops.

This needs to be way way way up at the top. OMG! Props to your husband though.

That’s not really what animal testing is about though. It’s for ingredients that could potentially be or are known to be harmful. So they use the animals to see how much of something is too much or like, what would happen if you got some mascara in your eye. Oh wait, now this bunny is blind. Next!

How has no one commented on Souvlaki crystals? That is a glorious autocorrect.

All I have to do is think about Malala and I start crying. I read this and needed tissues. Happy to know that other people are so inspired by her all they can do is tear up. She’s so incredible!

Whoa, really? Do you have a link to anymore information on that?

I asked to have an IUD placed as well and was told I would have to pay up front by the doctor’s office. My doctor was extremely cool though and explained to me that it’s because the insurance companies love to fight over not covering the cost. It was awhile ago so I don’t remember all the details, but yeah, never got…

“Salad bar Christians” is perfect. I love it.

That bugged me too. I was like “yeah! yeah!’ the whole time until then.

My partner is a teacher and literally has 4 kids with the same name in his class.

Where in Scotland?

LOL I can see Arran from my bedroom window. Now I will be in a constant state of laughter.

For me, it’s not that the name is weird, but that it’s promotional. It’s like people who get a restaurant’s logo tattooed on themselves so they get free sandwiches, but worse.

NO.

I think I have resting upset face. People ask me “are you okay?” all the time.

I think I’m recognizing that packaging correctly and yes, all of those cookies are terrible except for the snickerdoodle. That one is actually nice and soft. Vegan baked goods tend to dry out faster than non-vegan ones, so a lot of prepackaged stuff is gross and crumbly.

Yay lexicography! An opportunity to link to one of my favorite Ted Talks.

If you click through on the Instagrams, he says it’s unfinished, so it could still be okay.

“Once in the tub, a cold piggy becomes a warm piggy,” actually made me tear up. Such a simple pleasure for the little guy. (I’m overly tired and stressed trying to finish my dissertation.)