Yeah but Schaal and this chick’s voices are on the opposite ends of the spectrum

Cher’s tweets are amazing. Like she does not give a fuck and I love it

Same

Neither of them are sluts...

Yes. Boring looking too

Um because it actually isn’t...

What hot British dude has she banged? Oh you mean Tom Hiddleston...no honey, no. He’s NOT hot. He’s an extremely average looking dude that you can find in any city

I feel like this is for a music video she’s doing so it might be a put-on

The number of cute guys on Bumble and Happn for that matter are significantly greater than on Tinder, which has a trashy feel to it now

He apparently tweeted “Oh shit’s about to go down” and then deleted it

That routine sounds like JLaw’s but she seems genuine

That’s not the same thing as being full of yourself...

“Blandly attractive” LOL

He’s not beautiful. He’s quite average looking and hideous as Loki

Ew that’s supposed to be sexy? He looks like his dick is about as thick as Ticonderoga #2 pencil tbqh. It makes me uncomfortable

Maybe you thought she’s younger than you because she’s the world’s oldest 13-year-old girl based on songs like “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. Tell me that’s not ripped straight out a teenager’s diary

I usually hate when people think everything is staged or a PR stunt, but these pics look so fake. They very well could be a real couple now, but the pics look so staged.

while Ann was previously charged with for public intoxication and assaulting a police officer.

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To be honest, I don’t think author did this deliberately. I think she genuinely didn’t know because she most likely read the articles that she linked to that NY Mag and Daily Dot was talking about. So many of these sites just republish the stories (with the assumption that the source they are getting from did a…