“Every 4th plate appearance? I’d kill for that!” — guy who roots for a team that employs/employed Carlos Gomez, Evan Gattis, and Colby Rasmus

In the White Sox’s case, the guaranteed rate of winning is about 45%.

It’s the classic Atwater/Rove strategy: take your weaknesses and project them on your opponent, i.e. baffle them with bullshit.

I can’t believe I gave him my life savings before the ruse was exposed.

“.. regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.” Careful, the site could disappear in a puff of meta-logic.

Not to be confused with Doctors Strange, the original title for David Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers.

“Come on, we’re having to sign Randy Bullock. Haven’t we been punished enough?”

In all fairness, many parts of the country are unable to have basements because geological or soil-based factors make their construction architecturally infeasible.

Let’s not forget the slew of awards Jack Reacher II will be up for:

Are you in the East? (Y)