(After week one) “Sorry Rick you’ve been eliminated”

I liked the part where they killed a rival lord with a poisoned dart.

(1) Question for those disagreeing with symbolic protests: how did the flag become a symbol of respecting the troops? Is “the troops” now a synecdoche for the country at large?

Hey, Have Headline Writers Been Through The NFL Concussion Protocol

Not just easy, but eternally repeated!

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

The Las Vegas Equal Number of Blueberries in Each Muffin

* disclaimer: none of the things that people claimed happened in the e-mails actually happened

“Why didn’t/doesn’t Obama do X?”

“Unreadable At Any Level”

Idiocy is compelling: Battlestar Galactica should have literally had no people left by the middle of Season 3 because they all should have died from harebrained plans backfiring or being shot for treason.

Holy shit it’s Judy Greer!

The Japanese coach telling the kids at halftime that they were disgracing the Emperor didn’t help.

The only thing more anathema to media Presidential coverage than policy is a non-competitive race. Of course, giving him hundreds of millions of dollars in free coverage backfired, and I hope their ratings and pageviews go down in flames as much as the down-ballot GOPers (who incidentally get no coverage as apparently…

- Replace beloved relatives’ profile pictures on Facebook with a Twitter egg so you don’t feel so bad blocking/unfollowing them or whatever Facebook’s equivalent is.

4) Get back to work those DQ Blizzards won’t make themselves.

So I guess this site is the dumping ground for such items, which is the most incongruous dumping ground possible except when compared with the other dumping grounds in the happy Univision familia

Goodell: If somebody were paid $43M per year to organize the Penske file but nobody really cared whether it was organized or not so long as they were periodically made available to get yelled at by the public.

(heavy Gen-X sigh) More like the Freefall Channel

(heavy Gen-X sigh) Even if it counted it wouldn’t have counted