But it’s universally applicable!

But sadly we can no longer say “Cockstrangling fudgewrangler”

Wait a second - we can say cunt now? ok maybe kinja isn’t all bad.

The AV Club

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I nominate Harry and the Hendersons.

And I can’t tell if your comment is a joke either. Doesn’t this place have emojis? The article mentions the former “Texas mayor”. Everyone knows San Antonio. You wouldn’t call Marion Barry a “former District of Columbia mayor” or Guiliani a “former New York State city mayor”, would you? ;)

Fuck George Bush, fuck Dick Cheney, and fuck Quvenzhané Wallis, while you’re at it. 

The dismantling of our democracy(and everything Obama accomplished)...can be two things?

Go ‘Murica!!!!

Orchestral Maneuvers In the Gray

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

Lime Jell-O is delicious. People who don’t like it can go fuck right off.

Kinja salad:

Really, it’s all about practice, and a willingness to look a bit foolish in public (if that’s where you’re doing your eating of Chinese poultry).

I’ll bet that’s the case over here (Australia) as well - I’ll have to pay a visit to my nearest Chinese barbecue shop and check it out. And then ask my mum why the heck we never ate barbecued cuttlefish.

You need to go to Sang Kee In Chinatown in Philly, no need for an 18 hour flight or anything like that.

Know what I hate? Just about everything.

Kinja: How did this get made

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