You might, but the masses won’t be as tuned in as in previous tournaments. The US matches were what drove viewership. Fox Sports is going to take a bath on this, and the vast majority of casuals aren’t going to bother.

Russia is not cool. Some Russian people are nice.

Since when is FIFA opposed to kleptocracy?

Maybe FIFA shouldn’t have awarded the World Cup to a country where racism is encouraged and is run by a megalomaniac kleptocrat.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

Slightly off topic, but every time I see USMNT I translate it to “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.”. Carry on.

Extend daylight savings time in the Eastern time zone for the whole year! Who cares if it’s dark in the morning? We should all be sleeping in anyway. Let’s make more use of our precious winter daylight hours in the afternoon/evening when we should all be doing stuff.

“Tech” - what does that even mean? I’m a technical writer for a company that develops CMS software. That’s “tech.” Am I qualified to start working on self driving cars?

They aren’t a tech company, they are a software company.

Uber invented absolutely no “tech” to make their app... just because a company uses technology, doesn’t make it a technology company.

no they aren’t. They’re trying to be a tech company. A taxi service isn’t new tech...

They’re developing tech with an eye focused on the bottom line - not on safety. They should be developing it off public streets.

If McDonalds started building bridges and an early one collapsed, you don’t think there’d be a few people questioning why a fast food giant was doing infrastructure?

Dumpster fires are for amateurs..

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

So my wife went to bed early and I had time to kill. I have FIOS, HBO, Netflix, Hulu and Amazon Prime. What did I end up watching? Return of the Jedi on TNT with commercials, despite also owning the Blu Ray.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

To be honest, I’d take the trust fund over a statue any day.

“This just goes to show that none of you learned the most basic lesson in medicine, medicine 101, that you should have learned in your first week: don’t trust your patients,” Dr. Strampel is quoted saying. “Patients lie to get doctors in trouble”.