This guy is a piece of shit who tried to rally his listeners against a child and their parents.

The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

Five Guys, Smashburger and Freddy’s are all unequivocally better burgers than In N Out. In N Out isn’t bad, it’s just not as great as we’ve all been led to believe. 

Chik-Fil-A one hundred times more overrated over Shake Shack. It’s a fucking FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET.

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

I was going to say light the America’s Sweetheart beacon and call for Mary Lou Retton. But then I read her Wiki entry.

Plus that’s one nice, grade A lookin set of tenders

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

I’m sure this is a fine book, but I think I’d vomit if I had to read much more about Roger Goodell than what was provided in this excerpt.

The purtians have been extinct for centuries, yet a great many Americans seem to be unable to reject their attitudes towards sex.

Eat the rich.

(Mourinho actually deserves kudos for the innovative system he approached the game with, and if his players had finished better, he probably would’ve strutted into that press conference gloating about how he’s still got it...)

Someone needs to get Ahmadinejad and Vincente Fox and, I dunno, President Bush into a studio. I would 100% watch “The Ex-Presidents” bicker about anything.

And speaking of churches, their athletic director works for Liberty now. Falwell’s political hypocrisy transfers nicely to athletics it seems.

Why yes, asking Brady about his shady ass business partner is in the same realm as tragedy news coverage! 

Okay but it would look pretty terrible if he died on the court.  Same reason they won’t let Bosh play.  Even if they are legally won’t have any obligation, they don’t want to have to deal with the public asking why he was playing when everyone knows this was a possibility.

has scored twice

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

De Bruyne, the best attacking midfielder in the game for several years now, is a clearly inferior player to Pogba? Huh.