Fun fact:

Fouts is just awful.

This is a correct call. Once the player in possession loses control of the ball, it is a fumble. The standard for recovery of a fumble is the same as a catch - in the NFL, that is two feet or one non-foot body part down in the field of play, and control of the ball through contact with the ground if the player is…

Man, for cheerleading and Texas, those ladies aren’t that made up. You must go more for the earth mother types.

That was a stroke.

Well, to be fair, I think we were all just expecting a jokey joke not an indictment on make-up

Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you? Too much Red Bull?

Maybe it is simply a very unfortunate time to find out that the McClintock Effect is in fact scientifically true.

Why do you hate the sun?

In the immortal works of Drew Magary:

He ought to protest.

Man, the entire US Soccer media is roasting Gulati right now. Twellman, Martino, Men in Blazers, Wynalda...all of them...

Oof, terrible take. You’re asking why a league that should be much better needs to fire the people in charge of its underachievement? The answer’s right there

Really? The US just failed to qualify for the World Cup. Just because those institutions are in place doesn’t mean much if they never culminate in anything meaningful. All you have to do is look at the ages of the starting roster during qualifications to understand where the problem rests.

exactly - transferring to chapel hill would have avoided this.

NC State Freshman Braxton Beverly Ruled Ineligible For Going To School

He is a money man, not a soccer man. Putting him at the helm of US Soccer, rather than in the accountants office, is a pretty good indicator of where US Soccer’s interests actually lie.

He would most likely make you buy him several dinners first.

and Garber

Fuck Gulati.