That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

^ spoken by someone who’s never made fries in their life.

imagine thinking Elon was worth a billion dollars in labor and/or intellect 

A 3 week experiment to see the value of someone’s work output is shitty science. In the short term, other people may be able to take up the slack. But you may not see longer term costs in terms of misscheduled appointments, small annoyances that build up over time, miscommunications that didn’t have to happen, etc.

He didn’t say no when she asked for a raise. He fired her. That’s not normal.

The Wilpon’s would fall for the Red Wedding twice.

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

This isn’t even when he had cornrows.

PS: Wladimir Klitschko retired today. But no need to let boxing news get in the way of some good clickbait.

“Eat the zap Jordan Mae, eat the zap Jordan Mae.”

So, this is torture, full stop.

I think driving stick is something someone in your family needs to teach you when you’re a teenager. Asking an adult friend to basically wreck their transmission to do you a favor is a tough ask.

he’s the fastest somebody has gone from “who do you want to gift a championship to” to “who would you most want to take a championship away from”. I think the previous record holder was Peyton.

“I bet if I ran over Coach with the equipment cart, I’d get like a whole week off.”

The super-authoritarian use of “my generals” never fails to disturb.

I would be more worried about him shooting me while I am standing there watching.

It’s so bad on ESPN that I don’t even go to that site anymore and it used to be my first choice site for sports news.

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

Agreed. I hate it. I don’t watch videos on NY Times, WaPo, CNN, ESPN etc. I go to these sites with the expectation of reading. The autoplay videos are the absolute worse. ESPN has them for nearly every article.