It took the overwhelming comedic talents of Leslie Jones to make Colin Jost even remotely appealing.
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Looks like it got a little too steamy.
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My favorite scene from Ellen’s standup remains the last audience call-out on one of her stand up shows. Here, watch:
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I’m still angry she missed the toaster oven and only got the gay agenda.
Then it’s time for a smoke.
Crustacean porn.
Oh yes. Bill Clinton, in his last year in office, after 8 years of relentless attack from Republicans, having just come out of the first impeachment proceedings in over a century, wielded his “tremendous” influence to make democrats in Congress vote for a banking bill that the Republicans had been trying to get passed…
So, Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys.
Lobsters like their foreplay.
No because Hillary is responsible for everything her husband did while president. I mean, as long as it’s bad and easy to use against her...
“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“
Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…
As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.
I really wish more doctors would challenge laws like this as an affront to their own conscience. All they have to do is sue, saying “Prescribing a non-medically necessary procedure goes against my conscience as a doctor and personal beliefs as a private citizen.” I understand why they don’t (it’s a bigass, expensive…
Honestly not sure what I’d do if Soundcloud went under. To me, it’s one of the best places to fall down a rabbithole of new music.
SC is the best listening and browsing experience for new artists. As an artist who uses SC and BandCamp, SC wins hands down for interface and sharing and sound quality.
Your wife isn’t a feminist, nor is anyone who uses the “c” word against another woman.
When I teach, I require my students to call me Dr Sexytits. Why ever else would I have earned my Ph.D.?!
IS THAT MS BIG FREEDIA QUEEN DIVA IN THE SPOKEN BITS!?
Since/If you missed it, this entire song is a subtle pro-black anthem. The video makes it way more obvious... but start with some southern black pride:
“You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma”
