Totes understand if you choose not to read all/respond/whatevs. This is clearly TL and see why you might DR. This was the first time I have ever hit publish and I have no idea why I chose to jump in on this, but there it is!

Maybe you know this already, but maybe you don’t. This story is from an actual fake news site- “news.com.au” is a wordpress site, which is a good indicator that you’re not getting a reliable source.