1. That’s just wrong.

Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Ugh, everyone pointing out the point of the video as a joke. Yes, the video is a joke. We know it’s a joke about how everything has to be documented and that Instagram is a waste of time/space/memory etc. It’s sooo obvious.

RBG taking oath, Marty holding the bible. So loving, so proud.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

the ISIS/ISIL difference is the only thing Trump understood in the entire speech. The rest of it was a complete mystery because he is too fucking stupid to live.

In fairness, we all know nuances are for sissies.

Because nearly every Republican presidential candidate has stopped at said clown college and it still remains deeply important among evangelicals. You might now like it, but the legacy of Falwell is still influential and newsworthy.

That’s some really A+ sixth grade analysis you’ve got there. Super. I especially like the adorable “Apologizer-in-Chief” line. I can tell you worked hard on that one, kiddo. But let me tell you: when you’re a grown-up, the world is going to blow your damn mind. I’m so excited for you to learn more about all the…

This summer, I had a sex dream about Rob Ford (yes, that’s the crack smoking ex-mayor of Toronto). In the dream we were married, and had people coming over for dinner in 20 minutes - so I convinced him we should sneak in a quickie before our guests arrived (yes, I convinced HIM). We then proceeded to have intense sex,…

And a couple more short ones, just because the plethora of weird sex dreams I have could become a novel.

1) I was fucked by the entire cast of Magic Mike on the floor while surrounded by the entirety of my male friend group from college (15+guys).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_…

So, these were law abiding gun owners. Until they weren’t.

I mean, it’s so clear that people think we’ve been making shit up or were just being dramatic to excuse [insert some shite argument about pathology and respectability here].