Me! Everytime I think FSU is gonna pull ahead, dem Canes come back.

So the 76ers are now 3- 0. NOT BAD.

Thanks for the response and your personal story. I'm not an addict, just sometimes dont want to drink and have friends who buy drinks for me and then I feel guilty, blah blah blah.

My friend has one of those. She loves it.

Yea. I think my comment was more a take on how popular it is in Chicago, and like, I've never really seen anyone drink it outside of here. Never had the stuff myself. I dont like bubble water.

I have a plastic flask/water bottle thingy that is small and folds up. I get an orange juice from the bar, go to the bathroom and make myself a screwdriver. YEA IM CHEAP FUCK OFF.

I feel like La Croix is the hipster PBR for people who dont drink in Chicago.

"since I'm a thrifty guy" "the strip club me and my wife..."

That's bullshit. Good for you for giving it up. Any tips for dealing with friends who pressure you?

I have a friend who runs a bar. He says that make a KILLING on french fries. Potatoes are cheap as hell, french fries are easy to make, and they are an easy sell.

Hey look! Another Deadspin commenter has brains and morals. Yay!

Someone makes fun of your fiancee, they get fucked up.

I love the Red Sox. I always enjoyed listening to Tim McCarver.

This looks fucking awesome. Thanks for showcasing it.

Profit. It's only a game one. He lives in Boston. He'll have the chance to go to another World Series game.

Costco > Everything

Targeting can only happen when the player is defenseless. And as I learned earlier today during the Green Bay (?) game, as soon as a player makes a "football move", he can't be defenseless. And a "football move" is basically anything where your body moves and you have control of the ball.

It's the blooper videos of the new millennium.

FUCK THESE MCDONALDS MIGHTY WINGS COMMERCIALS

I dont know about this year, but Tebow will start another NFL game as a quarterback.