If they DID, I want a recording!

Turns out, this isn't even what she wore (thanks to poster Kara Brown, above). The jumpsuit was just for bicycling to the wedding, which I think is hilarious, and as long as nothing fell out, I'm fine with it for that.

THAT looks GREAT. That's the picture the site should've used, here! I was believing them that she wore the jumpsuit to get married in.

LOL, now I can't un-see that!

*laughin'*

I'm sorry, no. It's tacky as all hell to have your tits hanging out at your wedding. And that is NOT flattering to her tits, either. Look into bras, Solange.

I don't know what's supposed to be so wrong with being "basic," anyway. Are people supposed to add options or something, like ordering a car? The original model is just fine with me, thanks, I see no need for enhancement.

AWESOME reply. I'm still laughing!

They don't bring their backpacks everywhere? Weird.

I'm pretty sure the kids are allowed to bring in their own water bottles if they want.

It gets a lot less cute if they don't stop after a week or so.

Well, if you ever get back to the car after a quick stop at a convenience store and find teenagers harassing your dog...

That's "FRAHN-KEN-STEEN."

There is no way those aren't all every bit as revolting as they sound. Also, it's Smirnoff to begin with, so no flavoring was ever going to make it taste good.

So have it at room temperature at the waitstation. If you're serving it wrapped, it's perfectly safe to keep it there.

Then what the fuck are you even talking about? There was exactly zero point to your remarks here.

So what? Fluoride isn't bad for you. I know bottled water companies will tell you that it is, but, in a shocking twist, they are willing to lie to sell you their products! Fluoride also occurs in water naturally, so it's probably in your overpriced, non-bio-degradable-pollutant-contained spring water, too.

Hah, Moxie. My father used to wax nostalgic about that stuff, and for years, every time I found myself in a new store, I'd take a look just in case they had it. Finally, one day I found some! Brought a bottle home, chilled it for him, surprised him with it...

You don't have to BUY water. It comes out of the tap free. If the local tap water doesn't taste great, you can get water filters that are right in the drinking bottle.

Heh. Forgot about that.