She's very annoying, but damn if her songs aren't catchy as fuck. Which then, in turn, is even MORE annoying.

LOL, sorry. If you were enjoying his fantasy, carry on by all means!

But they probably weren't. One girl is not all girls. You didn't have a realization, you had a fantasy.

Glad to hear it. Thanks for the very funny story!

Ha, that is fantastic.

LOVE his reaction.

I hate to burst your bubble, but most of them were probably just fidgeting while actually focusing on schoolwork, or trying to. It isn't every girl who can get there that way - most of us can't. You have to be built a certain way.

NOT EVEN ON A BURNER. NO FREAKIN' WAY.

Um, but he'd been treating zebras.

And here I thought, from the title, that you were going to say something about how I might not want a hug and it's incredibly goddamned rude to force one on me.

You have assloads of money, but this is the tradeoff.

What I don't get is, how is it not occurring to the reporter that maybe the video concept wasn't Minaj's idea and she has no clue how to answer these questions? She could've been better-behaved about it, absolutely, but that's my first thought.

I was on a weekend away in the Hamptons with a boyfriend I'd been seeing for several months. This was an ordinary professional guy, good family, seemed reasonably well-adjusted and well-socialized, had nice friends. Anyway, we got there and unpacked, and it was beautiful out, so we took a walk before going to…

What if you have your own, but it's a so-called "high-efficiency" washing machine? I know, get rid of it and get a Speed Queen, but the Speed Queen's about $700 and I cannot part with that right now. The drum doesn't fill, nor does it allow the user to put things in during the cycle. Can't pause it either...

I meant sexual attraction to other people.

She is amazing!

Setting aside politics for a moment, I think the La Big 3 girls are freakin' adorable. I love their '50s American girl-group fashion sensibility and little old-school arm waves! So cute.

I'm putting the question out there because sexual attraction doesn't kick in until adolescence,...

Scottish Folds suffer from a genetic anomaly that causes them so much pain they try to minimize movement.

I am deeply disappointed that there were no actual erotic Muppet drawings.