Call me naive, but if we’re getting an “alien lands on Earth" TV show based on existing IP, I'm still holding out for Xenomorph And Mindy.

Ask, and ye shall receive:

Except the only thing you can buy for a dollar is an abandoned house.

Yup - it’s good, but I don’t want to retraumatise myself. It may well belong on one of the AV Club’s previous lists:

Missing from the “it’s unrelated to”s: Deliverance, the 1972 “Burt Reynolds and pals’ canoeing trip goes very wrong indeed” classic.

Eyes that can’t blink and long lustrous fur don’t lend themselves well to spending time in crawlspaces.

Men’s Room Louie would also be a solid addition to the Cauldron.

They’ve got Sean Noonan, Moe Dubelz, and Sixpack? I hope Garth Ennis and John McCrea are getting paid properly.

And if this doesn’t give us a “Tommy Monaghan and Natt the Hat specialise in the weird-ass hitman jobs” secondary spinoff, I’m going to be so pissy...

There have always been a fairly broad spectrum of depictions of Irish people in film, from the “Republican terrorist” stereotype to the “fearsome matriarch” stereotype to the “undiagnosed-bipolar drunken artist/writer/actor” stereotype. For decades though, Middle-Easterners and north-coast-Africans (Hollywood has…

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and smash somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”

I can’t be the only one who’s crushingly disappointed by the lack of ’stache on Harrison Ford?

I agree with everything that’s been said so far, but the real test will be the next F-grade review. That’s where the true poetry happens.

That’s disappointing, but Innerspace and Enemy Mine are still pure gold.

Exactly - the choice between “old man who’s not all there” and “proudly evil old man who’s not all there” should really be an easy one.

I was on an eclipse road trip in 2017 that passed through Omaha the day Lady Gaga was playing. Some NO VACANCIES signs would have been very useful indeed. After several cycles of stop, ask, move on, repeat, we ended up going to Lincoln instead.

The real worry is when the CLEAN part’s light is off - like the reverse of a (NO) VACANCIES sign.

I’d like to see the FAA start calling them Squeakers.

He’s such a drama Dean.

Nobody is credited as Aia on the film’s IMDB page, and of the 3 women in the Cast section who don’t have character names listed, all three of them are physical characters in the trailer, so in conclusion, it’s must be David Dastmalchian putting on a girl-voice?

Could be; his face in War Of the Worlds, when he sees his hitherto-a-dick son leap up the ferry ramp to pull people aboard, is brilliant face-acting.