I genuinely don’t know whether Eli Roth Presents: Shmardians of the Shmalaxy will be a huge success or a reputation-destroying fiasco, but either way, I’ll be there.

Starred for remembrance of Hooper.
My memory of The Fall Guy extends to the premise being that the stuntman moonlights as a bounty hunter. And having a catchy-as-hell theme song.

AIs gonna AI, I guess.

And, of course, called it “Mixed Doubles”.

Moreover, biopics of still-living people are usually sanitised and dull.

Between Boogie Nights, Bowfinger, and The Hangover, it’s clear Graham does her best work playing sex-industry workers.

How is “Thurl Ravenscroft” the name of a real person, rather than an Elder Scrolls NPC?

Also, the perpetual rotating buffet of British stand-ups guesting on each other’s shows and podcasts.

LaBelle / Franklin / Gaye: the first Deadpool & Wolverine trailer is here, and it brought Motown with it.

Note also the splendid “Liefeld’s Just Feet” store behind the duo.

Get over there with a measuring jug, stat!

Fair enough - has the issue occurred at any other branches? Because that would be the difference between an honest mistake and a business policy.

I really hope he wins - if Cinemark are shorting people on the drinks, does anyone really think they’ve somehow maintained scrupulous honesty about their other practices?

No I didn't; Amazon’s Peter Serafinowicz version is the third Tick of the three-Tick problem.

Animated Fox version, or Patrick Warburton Fox version?

If it was in his ass, there would be a risk that it’d get turned into jerky.

I’m enjoying Lucy’s gradual adoption of Fallout armour too. She came out of last episode (or possibly earlier, and I just didn’t notice) with not just a replacement finger, but Leather elbow and knee pads.

Coming soon: individual-buttock climate control zones. It's the next inevitable phase.

I’m 2 weeks shy of 48. Way back when, my old housemate had the best of both worlds in his diesel Mondeo, a player that could read MP3s off the CD. It’ll come back - technology is cyclical.

There’s a proposed bill to ban the extended chassis that allows up to 24 wheels, but the National Road-users Association is lobbying hard against it.